Such A Lonely Day...

Yes. Another Post within 3 days. Intense.

There is a reason for the high amounts if intense-ness going on here.

I did nothing this weekend.

Nothing.

Nada.

Zip.

That's all I've Got.

But, I did learn some good things on this weekend, and here they are.

The First Franz Ferdinand album = Sex
I have replaced stupid people ordering things at where I work, with pretentious arseholes. Unsure if this is a good thing.
3D glasses without lenses are actual beneficial for your eyesight.
God of War 3 is a ridiculous game, in all senses of the word.
I have run out of things to put into this list.

Well that's pretty much it.

Oh and one last thing. Torrent roulette doesn't work when it's Lady GaGa - Fame Monster

Just No.

Farewell.

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This fire is out of control
We're gonna burn this city
Burn this city
This fire is out of control
We're going burn it

What's That Coming Over The Hill? Is It A Monster?

Look readers, I have a confession to make, and it may shock you. So I advise any of you with weak hearts or if you are an expectant mother to avert your gaze and move onto the next paragraph. The rest of you, you may want to sit down.

I have been involved in trolling at points in my life. But I no longer am. 

Shocking, I know.

Ok so now we're all shocked and whatnot.

Yes expectant mothers, and weak hearters. It is now safe to read again.

Alright so onto the main point. The art of trolling dying/ is already dead. Now with social networking it's way too easy to just go

"LOL FAG!!111!"

and away you go.

There isn't any more troll videos or elaborate set ups, sure the outcome would be the same, but still. Elaboration, unnecessary elaboration is fantastic.

In Other News, front man for the Strokes, Julian Casablancas is doing a tour very soon, he is going to be backed by The Last Dinosaurs. This= Bad Ass.

Also, while we're on the topic, The Strokes may or may not be Touring later this year, they also may or may not realease an album around this time. Get your hopes up, but not too high.

And on this note, I leave you all with a reasonably short post, but hell, at least I posted again.

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Convexed you bend, twist and shout
Twist and shout, and shout
Stand up, brush off, get moving
Get moving, get moving

Just Let Me Burn

Look, readers.

I'm going to be brutally honest with you, the reason that this blog does this every now and then. That is jerks to life in some sort of "hey, remember that blogging thing?!, it's totally the next broadcasting information thing, everyone's voice will be heard, I'll get my bit on the action early!". It's all a lie, we missed the great era of blogs. Social networking is the thing now, and we've pretty much destroyed that, the way we post all our nonsensical crap every day letting everyone we know, know every little bit about our pointless lives. WE ARE TEENAGERS. Not much is actually going on that isn't at school, that's why when a piece of info that comes in from outside of school becomes widely known, we guard it like some sort of secret, that info is ours, and if you're not in the know, then you're nobody. Are we really so bad? Yes, we are. Even now this whole thing is pretentious bullshit, but you know what? It's what goes on in my head, so yeah, we are all bad. Hell, I doubt if many will read this much any more seeing as that's just not what's going on. We're all bad people, some are just better at hiding it. People will read that and think "What a pretentious asshole, he can't generalise all of humanity like that". Yes I can.

Well that's that vent gone, I'm glad we can all move on, and before we all forget what I wrote. 

I meant every word.

So to take a leaf out of a blog of a friend of mine. I recommend you read it, fantastic stuff. 

The Bitch Continues

As I was saying, to take a leaf out of that blog, i will post a bit about girlfriends and the like in the life that goes on around me. Now I don't claim to be an expert, but when it comes to relationships, they are either fucked beyond all reason yet still standing, or very well rounded couples who actually help each other. Or not at all, but most of the time. Now I currently have a situation going on, there is this girl, who me and her may have once had 'something' or other because it ended on my birthday and she then proceeded to say that we weren't ever really going out, she also didn't say happy birthday. Before you cry bitch, myself and this girl are now good friends. So it's all good. Or so it may seem, see i really don't know, maybe i still like her, after all she is gorgeous but some days i think of her more like a sister than a potential girlfriend. In short, shit is fucked, but no one knows because it's all in my head. So yeah.

In other news, the so called 'protest' against the Internet clean-feed for Australia has turned into a picnic in Hyde Park. That's how to stick it to the authorities, by inviting them to an enjoyable time in the sunny park, it's going to rain. The whole Internet clean-feed will be a massive bomb out anyway, there are so many ways to get around it, and to block those ways would need some sort of law making proxies illegal. Look the point is, the glory days of the Internet are dying, the first torrenter, has been arrested. I don't mean a website, i mean a single man who torrented too much, has been arrested. Dark days are ahead.

Well on that note, I leave you all wondering if i'll post again.

Goodbye.

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To sing when you hurt
To sing when you cry
To sing when you live
To sing when you die

I Promise Not to Commit Any Acts of Violence, Physical or Otherwise

I entered the throne room of the Tyrant King of The Viking Demon-Slayers of the North content with the fact that the two guards were now missing most, if not all of their major organs. As I entered the Tyrant King looked up from devouring his grilled dragon ribs. He looked up and yelled some Norwegian gibberish at me. Evidently the doors behind me did not find this to be gibberish as they closed soon after he yelled this. The King then proceeded to throw his table aside, get up and take an axe the size of myself off the wall behind me. He yelled again in his crazy language which he seemed to be quite fond of and then charged at me, axe ready to swing at me. I dodged then rolled, stood up, unsheathed my sword then said "Come get me you Cock-Burgling Ham-Doctor".

I feigned right, he dodged left, nicking and scratching each other here and there, no serious wounds. He held his axe high and swung it down at me, I dodged backwards, not fast enough, it cut clean through my black suit jacket and shirt/tie combination. "Bitch!", I cried "I liked that shirt/tie combination!", he merely snarled back at me, I began to doubt whether he could understand what I said, which was annoying as I did like the insult I gave him. We fought more still nicking each other causing minor cuts mainly on our hands and lower arms. But then, I was fooled. He raised his axe as if to swing down so swiftly stepped back, he swings down then halfway through turns his axe the wrong way. He looks at me grinning like a mad man on cocaine, sweat dripping from his beard which became sideburns, he was a man's man alright. That being said, he was a man's man that I wanted dead, or at least incapable of any physical movement.  He then lunges with the end of the axe, missing it's target but still going clean through suit pants and right leg. I collapsed instantly.

The King picked me up by the scruff of my broken collar. Laughing maniacally, we stared into each others eyes, there was almost a sense of respect between us, two manly men, running from a dark past with a taste for dragons. He spoke more of his crazy mouth-words, and prepared to kill me with his axe, as he rose it above his head, i pulled out my .600 Taurus Raging Bull. I put it too his lower jaw screamed "Contemporise Bitch!" and fired.

He dropped me and then he fell back, presumably dead. I dragged my self over to him and remembering Rule #2 fired another shot, right betwixt his eyes. The Tyrant King of the Viking Demon-Slayers of the North was dead. I looked down at the hole in my leg "Shit" i thought out loud, "that's going to need some bionic transplant" the blood was running down my leg. Crimson Pouring From My Leg-Hole.

I began to think, is this the same colour that everyone is seeing. Do we all see colours the same? It's an old question I knew that. A knew thought came into my head, there is no way to possibly ever tell if we see things differently. This is because we are all told the names of the colours regardless of what we see. Someone may see my blood as the colour I call purple, but they would still call it red because of what they were taught at school. It is the names we give them that make this question so impossible. And we can never be certain, this makes it worse. Strange thoughts begun in my head, what if no one sees the same colours in the entire world? I may be the only one seeing these colours come from my leg, hell even the King might've seen it differently. I then realised that it would be exaclty like contrasting colours on the computer, or just changing them with paint. It then dawned on me that it doesn't really matter in the end, and that as long as we are seeing colours we are seeing this world, maybe not how it is, but our site is not hindered.

I then remembered I was in the Throne Room of a dead King of the Viking Demon-Slayers of the North.

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Cracked eggs, dead birds
Scream as they fight for life
I can feel death can see it's beady eyes
All these things into fruition
All these things we'll one day swallow whole
And fade out again and fade out again.

Something Truly Worthy of Being Shared With the Internet

Hello 

Long Time no see/blog/read/you know exactly what I mean. There has been a reason for this lack of blogging here on el blogosphereo, it is the fact that  I have had nothing good to say. So needless to say I  had been on Facebook and a little bit of twitter posting my nothingness there, much like most of the inhabitants of these social networking sites. This had been carrying on for much too much, it was not fair. But like the others I was oblivious to my boringness and kept it up anyway. But then quite recently my eyes were opened by a friend of mine showing me a video. From the site Newgrounds

THIS 

That is the Video

It really highlights how boring all of our posts and updates of facebook and twitter are.

From Now on On My Twitter and on my Facebook I shall only be posting things truly worthy of being shared on the Internet. Things that will break peoples minds. This is not merely a brag that I will be doing this, you the reader can also do this. Don't just post "Oh my good golly cunting fuckers it's hot today" post something about how you've just destroyed the Graalak of Forlon 12 and the resulting explosion caused this heatwave.

Or not, it doesn't really effect me at all.

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He whistles and he runs so hold him fast
Breathe the burn, you want to let it last
He might succumb to what you haven't seen
He has a keen eye for what you used to be

For A Minute There I Lost Myself

*drum noises*
*stop*

Hello!

Lack of posting I know but I really don't want to turn into that guy from that xkcd comic, you know the one. So onto, something. I watched Zombieland today. In short it's a comedy zombie movie in the same sort of style as 'Shaun of the Dead'. Think of it sort of like 'Left For Dead' but in movie form except without the special zombies, and a black guy. A big part of the story is a list of rules that the main character has made for surviving the zombie apocalypse, it's implied that he has been living with these rules long before the apocalypse actually happened. The list includes such things as keeping fit (Rule #1 Cardio) to beating anyone who is a zombie regardless of who they were before (Rule #22 Be Ruthless). The whole film follows the main character and the people he meets as he makes his way east where civilization is said to be. In short the movie is fucking amazing, funny, action-y and it has one of the most unexpected cameos, ever.
The zombies in this movie aren't like many of the usuals (eg. slow shuffling yet taking heaps of damage, or fast and weak) nor do they have any super powers. They are merely humans with a lust for blood and no sense of pain. There is also once or twice the mention of "Zombie Kill of the Week" which is the best kill of a single zombie of that week, this is one of the best things ever, and I hope when the Zombie Apocalypse happens we all have some sort of way to vote for the zombie kill of the week.
To finally wrap up, it's a great Film and I recommend it for a few laughs and an overall quite good zombie flick.

Goodbye

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I can't get away
From all your friends 
I'm not coming back,
That's all there is.

Hello, I'm Still Here All That's Left...

Ok first things first.

I haven't posted in a while because I was in Japan, and was unable to find the time to blog. Most of you already knew this but I just thought I'd confirm that.

Secondly I'm putting on my hat from the days of NSR and starting to review things because I figure this Blog needs some sort of direction otherwise it shall go no where, very quickly. So as of now the shiny Cbox is now open to requests for reviews on songs, movies, whatever really, even perhaps shops or places. Keep in mind though that reviews on books i haven't read or games i haven't played may take a while as i need to get through them first.

Now for a music recommendation, we haven't had one of those in a fair while.

Heart Attack In A Layby- Porcupine Tree

Ok first off ignore the strange name of the band, they are quite generally amazing and this song is just incredible. It's slow and about a man slowly dying, it's seemingly sad yet a beautiful song at the same time. It's a song to listen to while you're alone or just watching the world pass by as you feel dis-jointed from everything when you listen to it. The feeling could be related to the same feeling that you may experiencing when listening to "Something In the Way" by "Nirvana". Or you could not feel anything when listening to music, I'm unsure, all I know is that I do feel differently with different songs.

In stranger news, in Melbourne a group of year 12 students have been attacked by masked men while celebrating their last day in a Melbourne park. The men have been reported to be masked and attacked the students with baseball bats. One student is currently in hospital with a broken jaw and another in hospital with "severe" concussion. The strangest thing about this is that there was at least 100 people in the park and there weren't any more than 5 men that attacked them.

Well that's all for now

Goodbye

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I guess I'm just burnt out
I really should slow down
I'm perfectly fine but
I just need to lie down